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Ben Penn drops stellar 12″ on Young Marco’s Safe Trip imprint :.

Ben Penn drops stellar 12″ on Young Marco’s Safe Trip imprint :.

When you have a press release text like this, you better stay quiet, thank and just do copy/past.

 

STRICTLY CLASSIFIED

JUNE 2017, AMSTERDAM, NL: IT IS WITH THE UTMOST URGENCY THAT WE REPORT THE CONCLUSIONS OF OUR EXPERIMENTS WITH CONTROLLED DOSES OF 4-HO-MET, CODENAMED ST004.

AS INSTRUCTED, WE MET UP WITH AGENT 23, WHO INTRODUCED US TO THE TEST SUBJECT– CODE NAME BEN PENN – WHO WAS USHERED INTO THE BUNKER FOR IMMEDIATE TESTING. IN ORDER TO OBSERVE HIS REACTIONS, PENN WAS INJECTED WITH A MODIFIED DOSAGE OF 4-HO-MET AND LOCKED INSIDE WITH ONLY AND HANDFUL OF ELECTRONIC MACHINES FOR COMPANY.

THE SUBJECT IMMEDIATELY BEGAN ACTING STRANGELY. IT QUICKLY BECAME CLEAR THAT 4-HO-MET WAS INCREASING HIS CAPACITY TO PRODUCE MUSIC.

AFTERWARDS, PENN WAS ABLE TO PLAY US TWO AUDIO INTERPRETATIONS OF HIS EXPERIENCE. HE WAS VISIBLY SHAKEN.

THE FIRST PENN CALLED: “SPARE HOBBY”. HE DESCRIBED THE RESULTANT MUSICAL TRANSLATION AS “HIGHER LEVEL INTER-DIMENSIONAL FUNK”. HIS UTTERANCES WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF 4-HO-MET WERE CAPTURED PARTLY USING A DEVICE THE SUBJECT DESCRIBED AS “A VOCODER”. HIS CAPABILITY TO FORM COMPLEX MELODIC STRUCTURES WAS STRIKING.

THE SECOND INTERPRETATION WAS TITLED “CARRERA” AND COMPOSED DURING A PERIOD OF VIVID HALLUCINATION. THE SUBJECT SWEATED PROFUSELY THROUGHOUT AND BECAME OBSESSED WITH DRIVING ELECTRONIC DRUMS. HE TOLD OF SEEING PURPLE-COLOURED GHOSTS, WHICH HE ATTEMPTED TO PORTRAY MUSICALLY VIA WILD SYNTHESIZER FLOURISHES AND WHAT HE SAID WAS CALLED A “BASS LINE”.

Rámon

July 26th, 2017

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